Tuesday, January 17, 2012
God Dammit, MY MOM SAW ME NAKED!!!?
Damn, i was lying on the floor holding my laptop on my chest, naked, and my mom comes in to ask me if I wanted some cake, and OMG! fortunately I had a pillow covering my crotch but idk... maybe she saw something...but that's not the important thing, I'm worried she misunderstood the situation... I mean, a guy, lying on the floor of his bedroom while holding a laptop, naked, with a suspicious pillow on the crotch... WTF!! I like to have pillows between my legs, that's a weird habit i developed, yeah... at least I had both hands on the keyboard, CAUSE I WAS ON MSN!! but damn she was shocked, and I was like HOLY ****! DIDN'T LOCKED MY DOOR!!! I know, my mother gave me birth and she's seen me naked before, but now I'm a grown up guy and to see his grown up son naked must be kinda awkward, I'm not sure what to tell her the next time I look at her eyes...
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